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Issue #1: Wyoming with Gerry Spence

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Two Bears Humping, C.P. Farmer

I met Gerry a number of years ago when I was working for a local mail-order camera store as their large format manager. I had been working alone that day due to illnesses of the sales staff. My department was located on the lower level of the two-story building. It was late in the evening and it had been a very long day… a twelve-hour day and I was ready to go home, prop my feet up and relax. I had been in the accounting department closing out my figures for the day and when I returned to my department to lock things up for the night, a very tall man met me at the door. He had long white hair flowing down the back of his neck. He wore a buckskin jacket with fringe hanging from the shoulders and arms, a big Stetson hat, cowboy boots and a wide leather belt with a huge silver buckle. He was a big man who possessed kind eyes and he stood straight and proud. “Can I help you sir?” I said. “Well…that would be damn nice!” he snapped. He spoke with a strong baritone voice…with the bravado and tone of a great radio or television personality. He talked with power…slowly and his articulation was perfect. There was no question as to what he spoke or what he wanted. I thought to myself, “Boy, this day is about to get much longer…much longer.” “I want to buy a 4x5 camera and I want you to tell me which one I need. Do I need a Linhof? It’s supposed to be the best … isn’t it? Do you have one to show me pal?” “I wish I could show you one,” I said, “But I don’t have one right now.” “What’s that over there on that damn tripod?” He demanded. “Oh! … Oh, I’ve been so busy that I totally forgot that Linhof delivered their cameras to me today. I’m sorry! Ok…let me show you this Linhof,” I replied.

We talked about the camera for a long time. He put me through the ringer and demanded to know everything I could muster from my old forgetful gray matter. I showed him all of the camera features and functions. I showed him what the camera would do and what it wouldn’t do. We unfolded and folded the camera many times. He took it off of the tripod and held it, looked at it, caressed it like a newborn child and he said, “Do I need this camera?” “No!” I said. “Why!” he shouted. “You don’t need this particular camera,” I said. Why not!” he demanded. “Well,” I replied, “There’s other cameras that are less expensive which would be perfectly fitting for your particular needs. It’s a light-tight box, that’s all it is. You need a camera that will give you the functions you need and one that you feel comfortable using. You need a camera that has enough bellows draw to allow you to use the lenses you believe you’ll need. If you buy a camera that’s too complicated you may become frustrated and never use it. You don’t have to spend millions of dollars to have good equipment. You need good lenses to get good negatives… good photographs.” “This Linhof is supposed to be the best, shouldn’t I buy it?” he said. “It is without any doubt a fine camera. I’ve got three more in the stock room and I’ll sell them all to you. I’ll wrap them all up so you can take them home with you,” I replied with a bit of frustration and sarcasm. “How many lenses do I need?” he said. “You need one lens to get started,” I said. “One lens! I need more than one lens! Don’t I need a wide angle, a long lens and maybe some others?” he yelled. “You’ll only need one lens to get started…unless you’re to lazy to pick the camera up and move it to get the shot you want,” I replied. “Decide what lenses you need before you spend your money and make a costly mistake. I’ll help you all I can to make the right decision.” His lips curled up slightly from the corners of his mouth and he smiled like a junior high-school adolescent who had just seen his girlfriend’s naked chest for the first time. “You will? Would you do that for me? That’s very nice of you to offer to do that. Thank You!” he said.

He took his big Stetson hat off, ran his huge hand back over the top of his head and through his long white hair as he settled into a chair. “What’s your name young man?” he said. “Chuck…Chuck Farmer,” I replied. His smile was infectious and I began to grin back at him. The twinkle in his eyes was gentle and friendly and he seemed to relax. I believe he resigned himself to the fact that I wasn’t going to rob him of his bankroll.

I liked this man. I didn’t know why for sure at the time. He seemed to be a man of great conviction and character, a man you could trust. He seemed to be a man who would ask as many questions as necessary to get honest answers that he felt comfortable with and then weigh the results in order to reach a decision. He seemed to be a very strong and kind soul, the kind of folk you would like to get to know. “What’s your name?” I asked. “Gerry Spence” he said. I had no idea that I was talking to one of the world’s most powerful and famous trial lawyers. “Chuck … I like you. You’re a damn good salesman. You’ve spent a lot of time here with me. I have kept you here late and I believe you gave me the best advice you could,” he said. “You gave me straight answers with no double-talk. I like that! I know you like other cameras more than the Linhof, but I’m going to buy it. I’m going upstairs so you can lock up for the night and I’m going to tell your boss that I intend to fly you to Wyoming so you can teach me how to use my new camera. Will ya do that? Will you come up to Wyoming and teach me how to use that camera? I’ll just tell your boss that it’s just part of the deal my friend.”

Over the years Gerry and I kept in touch and talked on the phone occasionally. I became involved in putting together an 8x10 camera system for him while working as a consultant for another local photographic outlet. I spent a weekend teaching him how to work with his new equipment and we had a chance to renew our friendship.

One day while struggling with my computer and trying to get my new career started, my phone rang. “Hello Chuck, this is your old buddy Gerry Spence. How are you my friend?” he said. “I’m going to Wyoming in a couple of weeks…going to Cheyenne to speak before the Supreme Court and then I intend to take off on a photographic expedition throughout Wyoming. I’ll be traveling through some of the most desolate country known to mankind andI’m inviting you to go with me. ”

On January 22nd we took off from the Santa Barbara airport in his private plane and headed to Cheyenne. The week we spent on our expedition was one of the most memorable experiences I’ll probably ever have. Each day was filled with unforgettable stories and sights. I saw new faces wearing the scars of Wyoming character, new wildlife, new land of winter beauty that I had no idea existed anywhere except in the movies. I saw the long abandon log homes and barns being eaten away by the cancer of time as they crumbled into heaps of dust on the wind-blown plains…this land of massive prairies and plateaus and very few people. It was truly beautiful. At times it was frightfully quiet…beautifully silence…silence that I hadn’t heard for many years. The people were friendly. No one knows a stranger in Wyoming. They smile, speak and wave as you pass. They want to know whom you are, what you are doing, where you are from, where you are going and when you’re going to get there. They aren’t nosy people, there’re just friendly and frank. There’re willing to help if you’re in need…just might have to wait half a day or so for someone to come along if you find yourself in trouble.

One morning we were up early and eager to get on the road for our next adventure. The nice folks at the bed & breakfast had prepared a wonderfully tasty meal for us and we ate as though we wouldn’t eat again. It was a fantastic breakfast…except for the horribly annoying laughter our dining companion possessed. She just happened to be the only other guest at the Inn that night, a wonderful lady, very nice, smart, attractive, someone you might like to know if you could only tape her mouth shut…she just had a horribly annoying laugh at five o’clock in the morning. Besides, Wyoming was supposed to be a quiet place!

We made our escape leaving few tracks in the snow behind us, gassed the car up and headed down the road. At mid-morning we found ourselves in a high flat valley. This was cattle country with ancient log homes and outbuildings dotting the landscape, antique machinery scattered here and there, trout streams running full from the snowmelt, trees of great character and all of this beauty was surrounded by snow-capped mountains reaching to the heavens. White Cirrus clouds filtered the bright sunlight that seemingly made the landscape glow with an inter light. The air was unusually warm for a January day in Wyoming. There was no wind…no wind what so ever. We both believed that our next 8x10 exposure would be just around the next corner.

We came to a beautiful rippling stream that crossed under the road just ahead of us. Both sides of the stream were trimmed with beautiful Cottonwood trees and native bush with their branches drooped toward the creek bank. The stream took a slow turn to the right and just at the climax of the curve stood an old and dog-eared farm building about fifty feet from the creek’s edge. The structure had once been painted white, I think. Now, its windows were boarded up and the years of wind and moisture had dissolved most of the paint away. Snow blanketed the four-sided roof. A piece of architecture at the roof’s peak looked like it must have been a ventilation device for the long hot days of summer. It reminded me of a church steeple. The snow that was protected from the midday sun in the cool shaded areas reflected the glowing light onto the scared walls of the old shack. The stream danced off into the distance with its silver ribbon of water reflecting the skylight and clouds. And the cattle…well, they were lining up at creek's edge to drink their fill of the fresh snowmelt…and perhaps they believed that I could save them from the butcher’s hatchet. I still worry about that!

The scene was a photographer’s dream, an occasion when everything comes together in one of those rare moments when body and mind totally relax to consume the whole event…perhaps a state of hypnotic trance. It was one of those times when warmth fills ones veins, when time stands still and one is only aware of the visual. Nothing matters, on hunger, aches and pains go away, the broken down computer at home is forgotten and all worries have been filtered away. The mind is captured by the “now” and all is perfect.

Gerry and I yelled, “STOP! STOP!” in harmony. The car came to an abrupt halt. We piled out, grabbed our equipment from the rear of the Expedition and headed to our chosen positions for some serious exposures. It was an intuitive happening…the equipment flowed flawlessly from our packs and onto our tripods without a hitch. We probably looked like a couple of damn robots building a truck at the Ford Motor Company. The cattle moved into the stream and close to our cameras. They posed and blinked their big brown eyes and looked as though they were saying, “You fools, if you think you’re going to photograph this scene without us, you’re crazy. We live here and you don’t. This is our land. We can make you buy a permit for this opportunity and we might even set up a tollbooth on the road so you’ll have to pay the next time you come to these parts. Perhaps some of us will drop a few cow-chips as you trip your lens shutters.” I truly believe they wanted me to save them from their future misfortunes. Their friends and relatives were being sold to Lucky’s Supermarket.

I pulled my one and only modern lens from my pack, the 450/12.5 Fuji C and Gerry chose to work with his new wide-angle lens he bought just before our trip. I knew I wanted the old building in the center of my image and I wanted the trees on each side of the stream to form the edges of my photograph. I very carefully composed the image using the front and rear standards jointly to achieve the exact composition I wanted. The 450mm lens was the best choice for my photograph. A wide-angle lens would have gathered more information than I wanted. Moving the camera would have been impossible because of my surroundings…no place to move to. A longer lens would have drawn in too close to the trees and would have made the structure too overpowering. I leveled the camera front to rear and left to right. Using the front standard, I focused carefully and chose the trees on the right side of the image as my plane of sharp focus. I checked the ground glass with my loupe, top to bottom and left to right. The tree branches on the left side were slightly soft. I knew a swing movement was in order at this point. Using the rear standard, I swung the right side away from the trees on the left, and in turn the left side towards the trees on the right. I again looked at the ground glass carefully and made minute adjustments with the rear standard to make sure the trees on either side of the stream were as sharp as possible at full aperture. If I had used the front standard, I would have changed my composition and the plane of sharp focus. I considered using a tilt movement but I knew I would loose sharpness in the top of the trees. I instinctively knew that in this particular situation my plane of sharp focus had to be exact for a sharp and successful image. Therefore, I made absolutely sure that both standards were vertical. I closed the lens down to f 32.5 and checked the ground glass again. In a few minutes my eyes adjusted to the dim light coming through the ground glass and I was able to use my loupe again to check all areas of the image for sharp focus.

I took my meter readings and found I was working with a full range of values. The light was soft and it reflected from the snow in all directions. I decided to use an orange filter to obtain detail in the clouds, deepen the dark areas of the tree bark and separate the values in the snow. I closed the lens to f 32.75 to insure sharpness instinctively knowing that the lens would perform very well at my chosen aperture. I then checked to see that all knobs on my camera were locked in position assuring no unwanted camera movement.

The cattle were still there and posing for the photograph. Gerry and I both felt that perhaps the added attraction might add a little uniqueness and movement to our images. No rocks or loud noises were directed toward the cattle although the temptation was great. We’d work with what was there. I made two exposures and jotted down my notes to develop the negative normally. Gerry worked with his wide-angle lens for a while and then switched to his 450mm for a closer composition. Our images looked similar on the ground glass but we knew that our final prints would be very different because of our own unique printing styles.

It was time to head on for our next adventure so we packed up our equipment and started back to the car. Looking down the road we noticed an old car chugging and banging its way toward us. Gerry said, “You just wait. They’ll stop here and say, what the heck yaw guys do’n stopped here on the road? What are ya do’n? Do they know you’r here? Where are ya go’n anyway?” The old car slowly approached and came to a stop. An elderly lady rolled down the car window an yelled, “What ya boys do’n? Are ya hav’n trouble? Where’d ya get them old antique cameras? What ya tak’n pictures of anyway?” “There’s a couple of bears humping down there by the creek,” Gerry yelled. “You ought to take a look.” “Oh my God!” the old gal muttered. “OK…see ya boys later.” She rolled her window up and bucked her old clunker up to touring speed.

I was laughing so hard that I could hardly stand up. The weight of my backpack shifted from side to side throwing my balance out of kilter. There I was, stumbling around in the middle of the road laughing like a Hyena. Gerry yelled, “Chuck, get out of the middle of the road, there’s a big truck coming…get out of the road…you’re going to get hit, you’re going to get run over by that truck…hurry.” I finally made it to the car without getting flattened like the Roadrunner. We both were roaring with laughter as we watched the old woman in her junk car disappear to the east. We spent the rest of the day reliving our experience and chuckling like a couple of grade school kids. We vowed to name our photographs “Two Bears Humping”

Author: C.P. Farmer

 


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